I love to laugh at other peoples pain. Mostly other GUYS pain. I am a total sadistic man hater.
No I don't actually hate men. I love men. I just don't want one living around my house and telling me what I can and cannot do or what I can and cannot have. Men do that to me. A LOT. So I have horses instead.
Horses work for me. Why you ask? Well, here is my list:
#1: They never complain about what I fix for dinner. Never once in all the years I have had horses has one of them looked at me when I came into the barn and said, "WHAT?! HAY for dinner AGAIN???"
#2: They actually LIKE to sleep in the barn. Therefore, I don't have to share my closet.
#3. If all the time I have to give them this week is one hour on Saturday, they don't mind at all. (Try that with a guy.)
#4: They don't mind wearing pink or purple or any combination of the two. (My fave colors!)
#5: They nicker at me when they see me come home. Not wolf whistle or be gross. They are just happy to see me.
#6: They never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever give me a difficult time no matter how much money I spend on myself or on them.
So yeah. I love having horses and laughing at men. I am sharing my latest find on YouTube for your enjoyment. Laughter at a man's expense.
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