W.T.F.?????

 

 

Rules for making yourself appear as an Ass

(And a scary Ass at that.)

 

1. Fall in lust with your therapist, whom you have only seen THREE times. (Who really isn't all that great looking, but you think she is because you've lived out in the boonies for so long a dried up cow carcass would do.)
2. Send her flowers and say 'Thanks for all the hard work you do' and then follow it up with some comment that alerts her to your inappropriate thoughts
3. When you get changed to another therapist, pretend you don't know WHY this happened.
4. Ask for her phone number when you catch her in the hallway alone.
5. When she says, "Yeah, I can't DO that", ignore that answer.
6. Hang around the therapy door and look in the therapy room 400 times on the day you leave.
7. Call her at work after you have been discharged and ask to speak to her.
8. Come back into the facility to "visit your old room-mate" and hang around the therapy door looking in the therapy room.
9. Send her flowers with a note that you "MISS" her and ask her to call you.
10. Show up the facility, come to the therapy room with a 'take and bake' pizza for her.
11. Show up at the facility, come to the therapy room with a tennis ball, (?), and a note with your phone number asking her to call you.
12. Show up at the facility and drive around the parking lot looking for her truck.

 

Yes. This is happening to me. I am a tad freaked out. I am NOT looking for a man, but if I were? THIS is what I would look for. You would have to be SO sold out for Jesus, that when I looked at you all I could see is His love and your devotion. THEN, maybe, I would consider a relationship.

 

or.......................................

 

 

But not really.